Saturday, 9 June 2012

Honest Opinion#3: Horrible Songs

Okay, my first Stupid Song Rant is not just for one song, but for all of this artists songs.
Rihanna.
All she sings about it... Y'know. DON'T MAKE ME TYPE IT.

Okay, the music biz turned her into a monster!
How can someone go from:

 Awhh, sweet little girl! (Not for long.)

To THIS:

It seems like she doesn't even care about having a real relationship anyway, nothing about trust or anything, because the only romantic song of hers is "California Kingbed."


My second song that I'm gonna b!tch about is Justin Biebers new song, "Boyfriend."
First of all, may I say, he has a song called "Never say never." and even in that song title, he says never twice, but in "Boyfriend" he says it a thousand times.
"If I was your boyfriend, I'd NEVER let you go."
I don't care if he's with Selena or not, but he's just selling that record for money and attention, he doesn't really care about dating his fans, he'd rather date a glamour model, DUH. 
So, no offence fans, but no chance.

Okay, my third and final rant is the song "Now you're gone." by Basshunter.
Jesus! He just carries going on and on with non-romantic break up songs!
After hearing it on repeat for 356748890987435 times at a club, it is really annoying, and it was annoying the first second of the first time I heard it.
"Now you're gone, I realize my love for you was strong, and I miss you here. Now you're gone, I've been waiting here by the phone, with the pictures hanging on the wall."

Wall and phone do NOT rhyme.
It is an old song, one which all idiotic chavs love to dance to every night in a club called "Pimped."
This here is Jonas, AKA Basshunter. He thinks he is fit.



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